Ohhh shiiitttt.
This girl just cleaned every speck and spot in her living quarters and did every remaining piece of laundry. Hello clean sheets and a shiny floor. I probably feel more accomplished having done that, than having worked a 9 hour day today..
I can’t believe how amazingly well life is treating me.
I have amazing friends, an incredibly loving (and supportive) family, a boy that makes me smile, and to boot, a bangin’ bank account currently.
Not bad life, not bad.
(Source: nhtea)
Pretty sure I just realized how fucked I am.
Someone pass the whiskey please.
The only Nelly albums I really love are the ones that display his abs on the cover art.
This is only a coincidence. Maybe.
I don’t wanna get all emo and shit..
But I can’t believe this last week of my life. I’m so disgusted with myself by absolutely everything. I can’t even sleep my mind is just picking apart every aspect. I really don’t even want to get out of bed, I just don’t want to deal.
But on the plus side, I gave the best lap dance of my life yesterday to a bruno mars song at a bro bar. Slut life.
