March 2012
5 posts
Pretty sure I just realized how fucked I am.
Someone pass the whiskey please.
The only Nelly albums I really love are the ones...
This is only a coincidence. Maybe.
I don't wanna get all emo and shit..
But I can’t believe this last week of my life. I’m so disgusted with myself by absolutely everything. I can’t even sleep my mind is just picking apart every aspect. I really don’t even want to get out of bed, I just don’t want to deal.
But on the plus side, I gave the best lap dance of my life yesterday to a bruno mars song at a bro bar. Slut life.
“Why you gotta do that to a brother? Walking down the street all fiiiinneee like...”
– A random man to me while I walked to Walgreens to get some string cheese.
Bahahaha, I have the worst luck.
February 2012
14 posts
DEAR FUCKING GOD. SUCK A DICK.
Yeah. That’s right. Suck a fucking dick.
Never mind, my cat just left me for a blanket.
He said, bitch, I got cozier…
I’m going to cry myself to sleep now.
God, my cat is so boss.
4 tags
Guys, I invented this new drinking game for TLC...
#idrinkmytequilainacoffeecup #wastedinnotime
Eating ice cream and watching My 600 Pound Life...
January 2012
15 posts
That awkward moment when one of your friends...
God I hate life sometimes. The awkwardness is just too much.
Like how is one supposed to appropriately respond to that? I’m sorry you feel worthless, but the person you’re talking to is taking time to be there for you and you’re making them feel worthless. Kthnxbye.
Is that appropriate?
So, I was all ready to go to bed when I noticed that the surely unnaturally dyed red drink I was previously consuming had leaked all over my bed. Admittedly, throwing it onto my bed without double checking the security of the water bottle cap might have been my downfall. But now I’m up for the next hour and half while all my sheets and covers go through the wash.
In the mean time,...
I've been watching fake movie trailers made by 13...
I like that they put ‘official’ and ‘HD’ in their titles so that I feel less pathetic about “accidentally” clicking on it because I thought it was real.
Today just fucking sucked.
Aww shit, I just got hit on by an 18 year old. ...
Well if there is one thing I have learned in all...
Til I die, I'm the fucking boss.
"Oh shit."
That was the exact thing I said before laughing so hard I cried over seeing M&Ms. I don’t even know what the fuck happened. But it was priceless.
Starting 2012 just the way I want to.
Still wearing my outfit from last night. Laying in bed at 4pm. With probably the most ridiculous slept in make up, and my hair looking a mess. Fuck it though, I’m going to print in this shit and down a bottle of shitty wine. It’s 2012 and imma do what I want.
molls:
This is the most beautiful song I’ve ever...
December 2011
3 posts
Every time I lose my keys these days I get awful...
I had to return in the light of day, to the strippers remembering who I was, me still wearing the same clothes, and them asking if I was coming back for more.
It was totally tragic, seeing them in the light just ruined the magic of it all of me…
November 2011
4 posts
I feel like I just ran into a brick wall that’s been sitting infront of me for months. I’m just sitting here crying, finally feeling everything I felt like I should have been feeling for so long, and it’s not stopping. The feelings just keep coming and there’s no getting over, under or around the wall. I’m having to face it and I feel so unprepared.
Hey chick wearing a jean vest with back patch and...
You’re not alternative or cool. You’re 18. And you’re at the concert of a rather mainstream band. A good one, but still, come on. Stop fooling yourself and just go shop at the gap.
Thanks,
This bitch.
October 2011
9 posts
HA. Just got a call saying I got that job at the...
But alas, I just accepted a job at a place I’ll enjoy more, even if it is less money.
Another job interview tomorrow, fingers crossed because I want this one baaaddddd.
I am so fucking frustrated. I just wanna get shit done and life just isn’t cooperating. Ugh. It’s making me so restless.
Worst. Interview. Ever.
Why did you choose US Bank? Bitch you know I didn’t CHOOSE US Bank - you know I applied to every other bank too. You trippin’ if you think I didn’t…
“Figure out what you want to do with your life, grow a backbone, and then do it.”
I really just want a fucking break.